Top 10 ways to further alienate your base (funny)

by Infidelesto on June 29, 2007 · View Comments

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Great post, by the very funny Frank over at IMAO. Check out his Top 10 ways Bush can further alienate his base:

10. Publicly make out with Nancy Pelosi.

9. Not listen to anyone unless they speak in Spanish.

8. At his next meeting with generals, start shouting, “No blood for oil!”

7. Endorse Ron Paul.

6. Demand a new investigation into 9/11 to find out if he knew about it before it happened.

5. Become a coyote.

4. Start writing diaries on The Daily Kos.

3. Publicly make out with Ted Kennedy.

2. Convert to Islam.

And the number one way President Bush can further alienate his base…

Have Dick Cheney resign and appoint a new VP: Harriet Miers.

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  • Martin

    Deport all Muslims. What is wrong with that. This will help lower the crime rate.

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