Infidels Are Cool

Top 10 signs you might be an Infidel

2:45 pm on October 11, 2007 by Infidelesto

It’s quite simple actually, if you believe any of these are true, yup, sorry to be the bearer of “bad” news but…

you might be an Infidel

You have a gay friend
You don’t regurgitate the phrase “Peace be upon him” every time the word “allah” is uttered
You don’t pray 5 times a day
You don’t know what “shahallah al-ahshwanfallahdwallah” means
You grow a beard not because Allah says it’s cool, but because Maxim says it’s cool
You’re doctor/dentist/surgeon/trainer is a woman
Your respect your wife’s opinion
You have a Jewish friend
You speak out against Islamic terrorism
You believe Infidels are Cool

The writer is wrong in number 2, above, “You don’t regurgitate the phrase “Peace be upon him” every time the word “allah” is uttered”. “Peace be upon him”, or “pbuh”, is said after saying the name of the Prophet Mohammed. Why would anybody say pbuh about Allah? God is peace, right?

armenian_dick on 24 June 2008:

These are hilarious.
Infidel for life! let a muslim try to kill this infidel,
i dont go as easily as my ancestors.

julius on 10 August 2008:

I love porno,pork chops,loose women,I drink booze,tried drugs,listened to the devils music,hung out with the underground and had one hella of a good time,Unfortunatley no vigins yet,I am going to remain an infidel though cause if I blow my self up as a martyr to Islam,I wouldnt want any one to clean up my bloody mess,And you call us PIGS?

Kal on 10 August 2008:

Julius,

I might have thought you were a dick before, but I am a big enough person to admit I was wrong

RE: Your last comment - HELL YES (only I never tried drugs, they frighten me)

julius on 10 August 2008:

Thanks Kal ,Just trying to make a little sense of the maddness that surounds us,we are living in strange times,May god(allah)be with you my infidel brother.