With DNC in mind, Denver bans carrying urine, feces

5:04 am on August 10, 2008 by Kal

I could not make this up, even if I tried…

Poo and pee dominated a public hearing Monday on a new law that prohibits people from carrying certain items if they intend to use them for nefarious purposes.

The law, crafted in advance of the Democratic National Convention, was adopted unanimously by the City Council.

But not before a hearing laced with comedy and profanity.

Representatives from some of the groups planning large-scale protests during the DNC this month said the ordinance was unnecessary and accused city officials of fear mongering.

“The intent of this ordinance is to try to smear protesters and make them look as if they are somehow criminal or somehow going to engage in some kind of gross conduct,” said Glenn Spagnuolo, an organizer with the Re- create 68 Alliance.

The ordinance makes it illegal to carry certain items, such as chains, padlocks, carabiners and other locking devices. It also prohibits the possession of noxious substances. Two of the most frequently used examples of a noxious substance are a bucket of urine and a “feces bomb.”

To paraphrase the Denver City Council, “NO POOP FOR YOU!”

Read the articlehere.

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    1. Tonto (USA) on 10 August 2008:

      Did they happen to mention anything the other normal dumbicrat activities at convention time like  “pisspants drunk” or “talking shit”?  I know the prostitutes are going to have a real good week at that time.  Fun! I would love to see numbers on stds discovered , post convention.

    2. Ghostsnuffers on 10 August 2008:

      Never thought I would see this happen. But gives me some ideas of how to handle other situations.

    3. Kal on 10 August 2008:

      Ghost/Tonto,

      I think it is a full on admission that the Democrats, and their supporters are all full of excrement… Just my opinion

    4. carolyne on 11 August 2008:

      Kai - full of it is right!  Pelosi is one that needs an enema three times a day - nurses move away from the gurney.  LOVER BOY, Reid loves her ____! Those two are two of a nasty kind.  I’m sure this convention will cause a big stink, and maybe a few cadaver dogs will be needed before it is over.  I have no plans of watching any of it and wouldn’t go near it.  Too dangerous with all of the South Side of Chicago, The Trinity Cult, every facist, racist on the earth, plus God knows who else?  Obama will bus them in (FREE) plus pull his friends he had to throw under the bus for a while out, to have their support.  NO NO NO, IMO it will be nothing but Bull ____.  Plus can’t stand to hear Obama speak lie after lie, coated with cotton candy that melts the second it’s eaten by those liberal racist clowns.  It will be a three ring circus, full of nothing but hot stinky air, that will blow up in gaseous smoke only to pollute the atmosphere even more.  No worries, after the oppressive Demorat-fink convention, McCain will clear the air.  Finally a breath of fresh smelling air.  
      McCain for President by a landslide.  Thank God for this in Christ.
      God Bless America!

      Wonder what Queenie Pelosi will have to puke out of her ugly mouth?
      Bet she had more botox while on vacation.  Maybe the poor thing will finally sell some of her books???  No real American Christian wanted one!  Obama will probably have to buy them all to help her save face and use them as T-paper for the convention, because they are going to need a big supply of T-paper and good flushing after this fiasco.

    5. julius on 11 August 2008:

      Are they specific on what kind of feces and urine,Fuck I cant walk my dor there anymore because I carry its shit,These city council members are dumber than Shariates,even there you can and may carry camel piss and drink it.They alway feel a threat from everyone even law abiding citizens,and they call pot smokers paranoid,It makes me want to pack my bags and move to Amsterdam,Oh fuck I cant cause there are Muslim fanatics trying to dominate and convert the europeans to Islam,What is a citizen of the world to do to find true freedom and liberty anymore? No im not going to blow myself up and have 17 virgins,Where is the logic in that? If I do that then my “Penis wouldnt work”.

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