Illegal immigrant muslims ham it up to sneak into the UK

by Kal El on November 23, 2008 · Comments

This one isn’t so much newworthy as it is entertaining.

MUSLIM ILLEGALS IN A HAM LORRY

Five Iraqi Muslims whose religion forbids them from contact with pork were caught trying to sneak illegally into Britain – in a lorryload of ham.

Uk Border Agency officers searched the truck and found the gang hiding inside among tons of the meat.

The Polish-registered lorry, bound for Haverhill in Suffolk, was stopped at the French port of Calais.

The five were detained and handed to the French immigration authorities.

The attempt, last Wednesday, was all the more bizarre because Muslims are banned from eating or touching ham.

A uk Border Agency spokeswoman said: “We use heartbeat and breath detectors, sniffer dogs and visual searches to find illegal immigrants. A million lorries were searched last year”

I thought islam expressly forbids a muslim from all contact with pork? I am not judging, just curious. And I find it funny that muslims in jail will raise hell and sue for being offered a ham sandwich, but these wetbacks have no problem riding shotgun with Porky Pig’s dead relatives.

Original article.

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  • ender
    funny, in the first gulf war, the muslims just loved our SPAM, couldn't get enough of it from us.
  • jennyjen
    blee-blee-blee- That's all Folks haha!
  • Joan
    Tonto,
    who is the organisation you would be most likely to call if you had a non medical emergency ?
  • ender
    islam is a cult based on do what I say, not what I do.   so the rules can be bent if it is going to help a muslim (especialy if it is helping them to break the law).
  • Royd
    I think we need to look at the wider picture on this, namely people trying to escape from the clutches of a religion they have no say or influence over, or through no fault of their own, other than an accident of birth find themselves caught up in.

    We need not look to deeply into our past to learn what religion did to people, we are a secular nation and must keep it that way, otherwise, one day we could be seeking refuge ourselves.
  • Tonto
    All Brits should walk around with a bit of bacon fat on their person so they can "haram" every muz they encounter.....even secretly is cool.
  • Chris
    I wondered if they got angry and ate any?
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