Nigerian police detain goat over armed robbery

by Kal El on January 24, 2009 · Comments

I “kid” you not (kid being what baby goats are called.) they actually do stuff like this in the 21st century, in some parts of the world.

POLICE in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,” Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

“We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,” he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa’s most populous nation.

Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Now I am not saying religion played a part in any of this poor goat’s troubles, but guess which religion the majority of Nigerians adhere to…

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  • Kal_El
    Brawndo's got electrolytes!
  • Corncerned student
    Anyone ever seen the movie idiocracy? If not, watch it. It is horrible how close the human race as a whole is getting to the point of the movie (which was thought to be grossly exaggerated. Please, anyone out there who wants to have children, educate them well so the future doesn't get worse.__
  • A concerned student
    Anyone ever seen the movie idiocracy? If not, watch it. It is horrible how close the human race as a whole is getting to the point of the movie (which was thought to be grossly exaggerated. Please, anyone out there who wants to have children, educate them well so the future doesn't get worse
  • ender
    if it was a Christian goat they would have killed it already.
  • This article really gets my goat , what a baaaaad article.....
    No more goat puns I promise.
    (Just Kidding )
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