Friday Funny

by Infidelesto on October 30, 2009 · Comments

A palate cleanser to take your mind off of a world on the brink

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk.

The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

‘This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.’
‘Yes, I remember him as a baby’ says the other mother cheerfully.
He’s a martyr now though’ mum confides.
‘Oh, so sad dear’ says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21′
‘Oh, I remember him,’ says the other happily, ‘he had such curly hair when he was born’.

‘He’s a martyr too’ says mum quietly.
‘Oh, gracious me ..’ Says the other.

‘And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.

He would be 18, she whispers.

‘Yes’ says the friend enthusiastically, ‘I remember when he first started school’

He’s a martyr also,’ says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says….

‘They blow up so fast, don’t they?’

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  • Necrowulf
    Few jokes I got from the Mohammed's own website! Yeah, he has a website, the guy is important!
    http://www.prophetmo.com/infidels.html


    A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
    Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
    Customer says, "Female"
    Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
    Customer says, "White"
    Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
    Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
    Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!!

    ___________________________________________________


    The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.
    President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
    What's the definition of a moderate Muslim? - One who has run out of ammunition!
    A mullah was arrested for sheep shagging. When questioned by police, he said they were Islambs and he can do what he wants with them!
    _____________________________________________________________
  • Necrowulf
    Few jokes I got from the Mohammed's own website! Yeah, he has a website, the guy is important!
    http://www.prophetmo.com/infidels.html


    A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
    Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
    Customer says, "Female"
    Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
    Customer says, "White"
    Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
    Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
    Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!!

    ___________________________________________________


    The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.
    President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
    What's the definition of a moderate Muslim? - One who has run out of ammunition!
    A mullah was arrested for sheep shagging. When questioned by police, he said they were Islambs and he can do what he wants with them!
    _____________________________________________________________
  • Kal_El
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Freedomlvr
    Too funny. LOL
  • funkybarfly
    Piss funny,Infidelesto!
    'cause it's true! aaaahhh ha ha ha.
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