Wild bear sides with US in the War on Terror

by Kal El on November 4, 2009

Damn! Even Mother Nature’s creatures hate jihadis! LOL!!

Wild bear kills two Hizb guerrillas in Kashmir

Srinagar, Nov 2 (IANS) A wild bear mauled to death two militants of the Hizbul Mujahideen outfit in a south Kashmir forest Monday, officials said.

A spokesman of the army said a wild bear entered the forest hideout of the separatist guerrillas and killed two of them in Kulgam district.

‘The bear entered the hideout of the terrorists in Dand Nar forest area in Kulgam district today and killed two Hizbul Mujahideen terrorists identified as Saifullah and Qaiser,’ the spokesman said.

The spokesman said Saifullah was the district commander of the Hizbul Mujahideen for Pir Panchal area while Qaiser was a tehsil (sub-district) commander of the outfit.

‘We have recovered in the hideout two AK-47 rifles, four magazines and some other equipment the terrorists had been using ,’ the spokesman said.

It is the first time in the over two decade-long separatist violence in Kashmir that a wild animal has killed separatist guerrillas who often use the densely forested mountains here to build safe havens.

All we need now is to unleash a few hundred thousand pigs upon Mecca and Medina, and muslims will be so busy trying to clean up the mess, they won’t have time to bother the infidels. It’s really a pretty good idea, and much more peaceful than simply nuking Mecca.

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  • Tonto
    The question I would have is: "Would nuking mecca do much more than killing a lot of innocent, nice people?" It would certainly stir up the muz world....right to insanity. Even more insanity, that is. I've a sneaking hunch that muz can be basically divided into 2 catagories.......(1.) Fanatic whackos and (2.) MINO....muz in name only. There are plenty of muz that would just as soon ignore a whole lot of the koran and just be peacefully "going along with the program" and not bothering anybody.
    It's interesting that, in some Native American lore, the bear could have been a skinwalker(a nasty kind of witch person) that assumed the shape of Bear to carry out his ends. Either way, I think God was definitely communicating on that one. I expect to see more set backs for the bad variety of muz. Maybe with enough of that, they'll "get it". (kinda doubt it though, cause they've demonstrated how nuts they are.)
  • ljcarolyne
    I knew there was a good reason to like Wild Bear, seems they have more sense than the POTUS.

    GRRRR!
  • Storm_Rider
    Damn; I didn't know the CIA was that good - either than or it was a Zionist plot.
  • Freedomlvr
    Bears 2, terrorists 0. Go Bears.
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