Muslims whine about possible pig dna in hot sauce, ketchup

by Kal El on June 22, 2011 · View Comments

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What DON’T muslims whine about? I mean seriously? If your god has the potential to send you to hell for ingesting a certain kind of food accidentally/without your knowing it, then fuck your god, find a new one. Hell, invent one, people have been doing that for thousands of years, and look how great that has turned out…

Our sauces don’t contain pig DNA, say companies

 

PETALING JAYA: HJ Heinz and McIlhenny Company, the brand owners of HP Sauce and Tabasco pepper sauce respectively, have denied claims that the products were not halal-certified.

The companies said HP Sauce and Tabasco were in full compliance with regulatory guidelines by halal-certification bodies.

“HP Sauce is certified halal by Halal Audit Company, an Islamic certification authority in the Netherlands where the factory is located.

“Heinz, which is the manufacturer of HP Sauce, has done tests for traces of pig DNA and has submitted the results to the Malaysian Islamic Development Department (Jakim) and no trace of pig DNA was found,” the companies said in a statement.

Mcllhenny said Tabasco was certified halal by the Islamic Food and Nutrition Council of America, an Islamic authority in the United States.

The company said Tabasco sauce used only natural ingredients and did not contain any animal by-product.

I think we should start, on as many blogs/twitter feeds/facebook pages/etc… as many rumors as possible, that everything under the sun contains pig dna, and then sit back and watch the jihadis get all hot and bothered. Who’s with me?

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  • Jerrytombs

    i know for a fact icecream has pig dna

  • Jerrytombs

    oh and ornge juice has natural alchol in it as do a lot of juices, I know that some brands of soy sauce has pig dna

  • Beejj

    DNA is a polynucleotide composed of adenine, thymine, guanine and cytosine. That is true for ALL DNA. Pig DNA differs from horse or sheep or grass or human DNA only in the arrangement of the four nucleotides along the molecule. Adenine, for example, derived from pig DNA is identical to that derived from the DNA of a goat or a frog or Mohammed’s left testicle. I am only a feeble scientist and might be missing something, so can some lofty Muslim scholar please explain to me the scientific basis for all this hoo-haa?

  • JEWHAWK

    PIG’S DNA ? Hahahahaha !!!
    I ATE BACON LAST WEEK !!!! Funny, but I’m still a Jew, no less, no more. If I feel this way, why the hell these bastards can’t ?
     If only those poor devils put some slices of bacon into their mouths to realize what they are missing…
    they’d certainly chant BACON AKHBAR instead !!

  • Jew

    there is no fault on you if you eat it without knowing.. (resist ur ego/opponent and share knowledge/ love – u may find it more peaceful)

  • SirWilhelm

    It just struck me why Muslims are afraid of eating pigs. It’s cannabilism. Pigs eating pigs! What a revelation!

  • Kal_El

    Then I am glad I drink at least a pint of OJ every day.

  • Kal_El

    While you spout off hippie rhetoric about love, muslims are beheading, raping, robbing, and destroying everything they touch, in the name of allah.

  • CMartel

    I see pigs, pigs everywhere.  In the food supply, in the water, in the air.  If you are a true believer you’d better get back to Mecca where you will be safe and not offend allah.

  • http://porkythecrusader.blogspot.com/ Porky The Crusader

    Yes of Course dear muzzies, i personally put pig dna in all kind of hot sauce, ketchup, olive sauce, chimichurri and chili sauces of all kinds..HAHAHAHAAAAaaa,You’ve officially been screwed by Porky all of You,Lol… Screwed, screw-screw. Chop-chop and screwed. BwaaBwhaaaa. ( Bon Appéit, Dumbass ).

  • JEWHAWK

    Welcome back, Porky !!!

  • JEWHAWK

     There’s no such thing as “fault” if you don’t care. Jews aren’t supposed to eat pork due to Kashrut, a law written when people didn’t have a clue about what hygiene meant. Today, we know that washing our hands on a regular basis and properly cooking our meals will suffice to avoid food-related diseases.
     Moses didn’t have a microwave oven… if he did, pork would be kosher today !!!

  • Tonto

     More muz insane shit.  Those people are really nuts.  If they have so many objections to the west and western ways and customs…..easy solution is to hat up right back to the muz paradise they were shit from.  I certainly don’t have the time or empathy to listen to their constant whining and homesickness for the good old cesspool back home in islamo-heaven.  I don’t need to see moving black tents or ugly broads wearing babooshkas….shit, some of those muz broads have better moustaches than I can grow.  Nah, they can just either adapt like all the previous waves of immigrants, or get the hell out of here.  The best bet they got is to just STFU. 

  • hellosnackbar

    As Richard Dawkins once said it ‘s highly likely that a molecule of water in this glass passed through the bladder of Oliver Cromwell.
    This silly phobia with respect to our porcine pals is yet another aspect of Islamic insanity.
    Just frying some smoked bacon with black pepper and Worcester sauce mmh mmh!to go with my goat cheese
    omelette.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lorenzo-Shalimar-Drakeford/100001244160729 Lorenzo Shalimar Drakeford

    Hey all of you gun owners, Buy silver Bullet gun oil. It contains pig fat. Guess who for???/

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lorenzo-Shalimar-Drakeford/100001244160729 Lorenzo Shalimar Drakeford

    DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lorenzo-Shalimar-Drakeford/100001244160729 Lorenzo Shalimar Drakeford

    Muzzies hate us out of jelousy. We have EVERYTHING. They have invented……………………………………………….um……………………….umm……………………………… oh yeah, NOT A DAMN THING BUT DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH AND MORE DEATH!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lorenzo-Shalimar-Drakeford/100001244160729 Lorenzo Shalimar Drakeford

    If you love the Lord, you hate evil. So I love the Lord, and hate Islam, and the horse it came to the prom on.

  • http://porkythecrusader.blogspot.com/ Porky The Crusader

    Hello Jewhawk, Happy to see you again,always funny to read you,Oink,Oink X

  • JEWHAWK

    Porky, I did miss your acid remarks against the followers of the so-called “religion of peace” !!
    A few years ago, I saw on FOX News an interview with a woman who is crazy about pigs !! She’s got every collectible about pigs available…thousands of it !!

    I would like to build a mighty PIG’s MUSEUM and invite the local muslims, under the guise of an Islamic Festival…PORK, HAM and BACON EVERYWHERE !!!!!

  • Kal El

    All hail Porky, Captain of The West!

  • Heather

    It seems you want to try and “educate” people on Islam yet you’re doing it in a negative spiteful manner. I am a born Christian here in the U.S. I converted to Islam because there are so many faults with every other religion especially Christianity.  If your so against Islam then be a true religious person, god dont like ugly and all this negativity is truely ugly! Yes there are muslims that are extreme and cruel but we all do not act in this matter.  Just as there are white suprimists there are faults and malicious individuals in every curtural and religious background through out history. The comments on this page are mind bogoling to me, to preach against a religion, yet you are acting no better than the ones yo u say ARE NOT a religion of peace. Tell me are you peaceful?

  • JEWHAWK

    “I am a born Christian here in the U.S. I converted to Islam…”

    What a lousy move, Heather… You’ve just traded a brand new Hyundai ix35 for a rusted 1972 Ford Pinto.

    “god dont like ugly”

    Try a plastic surgery,then. Miracles can happen.

  • Anonymous

    “I converted to Islam because there are so many faults with every other religion especially Christianity. 

    No you didn’t. You converted because some mohammadan paid attention to you. What I want to know is did you meet him in person or on the internet?

    “god dont like ugly”

    You have a personal hotline to god? Ask god if he likes stupid. Ask god if blood money for a kaffir male being half that of a muslim male is logical, fair or pretty.

    Ask god if pretty is thinking the testimony of a woman is worth half that of a man :http://quran.com/2/282

    Are you forgetful or emotional, Heather? You know,t he two most common excuses given by mullahs and imams as to why allah declares that a woman’s testimony is worth half that of a man? In mein kuranmpf allah says “…in case one of them ERRS…”

    Is it pretty to declare you, for the simple fact you are female, so unclean that you will negate the superior man’s prayers but a donkey or horse won’t? You’re in good company though, Heather, dogs are also unclean and will negate prayers!

    Speaking of faults you’d better not be “high handed!” or arrogant!: http://quran.com/4/34

    How do you NOT find fault in addressing Mary, the mother of Jesus as Mary the sister of Aaron?: http://quran.com/19/28

    Of course, there’s no fault in allah thinking Christians worship three gods and on of them is Mary, the mother of Jesus?: http://quran.com/5/116

    And you find no fault in Jesus coming back and killing all the Christians and Jews who don’t convert to islam?

    So you’re cool with the jizya? Your parent’s can pay it right and it’s pretty and logical? You’re cool with your  family being subdued and subjugated? : http://quran.com/9/29

    And I suppose, somehow in your desperate little head you find allah’s NUMEROUS (over a 100 buy four highlighters and as you read mein kuranmpf highlight in different colours allah’s commands to kill and subjugate non muslims, catagorize them thusly: obvious commands to kill for no reason valid for all time, ambiguous commands tht could be a one time command, allah’s commands to just mo to wreak murder and allah’s commands to LOVE non muslims) to subjugate, kill, harm non-muslims has NOTHING to do with how muslims are actually treating non-muslims. Not just talking bad about them but doing actual physical and psychological harm.

    So you, some bint who converted for cock, has the nerve to tell us that  CRITICISM is much, much worse than the physical harm that allah COMMANDS and DEMANDS and that muslims ARE ACTUALLY DOING?

    Boy, are your priorities screwed. And you expect us to play nice and NOT be rude to you? Sweetheart, the 7th century arab boys’ club of racism and misogyny you WILLINGLY joined doesn’t understand nice.

    If you don’t want to be criticized waddle off to the mohammadan crapistan your romeo came from and live there. There you will not be criticized for your poor choice. You’ll be treated like rock star! And you’ll have MILLIONS of your fellow cultists to share your false victimhood with! They, like you , think harsh words are far, far worse than having live and limb harmed.

    If your mohammadan romeo truly loves you there should be no problem with the two of you moving to his motherland. He’ll be happy to live anywhere with his “queen” right?

  • Anonymous

    Jewhawk, my “anti-semitic zionist” friend, it’s good to see you back!

    Keep your weapons loaded and ready to go. I’ve just found a whole fucking load of bat-shit crazy bullshit coming from the 9/11 troofer Jew-haters.

    Those assholes are nucking futs and NOT in a harmless way.

    The shit storm is coming.

    But we’ve got what they don’t have: humanity, intelligence and good aim.:D

  • hellosnackbar

    You’re suggesting that Islam is a faultless religion?
    Read the archives of this site and understand Islam is criminal cultural mind compression!

  • Tonto

    Actually, all you muz pukes, we eat so much good pork, especially here in the South (the very best pork-of-any-kind-cooks are Southern by the Grace of God, or a personal epiphany that converted them to Southern) that the very air we breathe, the water we drink and the food we eat, has had some contact with pork and is full of pork juice.  Many leather goods that people wear, gloves, jackets and even pants and dresses are made and tanned in the very same factories that process pig skins.  All footballs in the USA are made with PIG SKIN….  Here in the US, pigs and pig products are everywhere….maybe all the muz should all move their sorry asses back to those “muz paradise” shitholes they spewed from….just to be safe from porcine contaminants…  Great Idea I think!

  • Anonymous

    Bacon and worcester? Never tried but I must. I am a fan of both. My family complains that I use too much worcester. I used it in everything from potato salad beef stew but I never thought of using it with bacon. Back bacon, slab bacon, loin bacon, stomach bacon?

    I’m hungry now. :)

  • hellosnackbar

    Back bacon or loin bacon; and like you I go through a large bottle of Lea and Perrins every two weeks or so.
    Strangely when I was last in the States provisioning my yacht in Annapolis;I wcouldn’t find any back bacon
    or loin bacon until I was directed to a specialist shop where it was described as Cananadian.

  • Anonymous

    I love Canadian bacon which we can get from the regular market and use for eggs Benedict but the back bacon I’ve only found at some butcher shops.

    So you just splash some worcester in the pan while it’s frying?

  • SirWilhelm

    It’s almost impossible not to be negative about Islam when it’s based on the concept of slavery to it’s diety, Allah. I’ll never understand why Muslims think it’s a good thing to be a slave to their diety, whatever you call him. Also, I’ll never understand what being a slave has to do with being religious. Of course, that’s because I believe in free will, that using that free will is the point of our whole existence, and you have to use it, to learn how to use it properly. As far as religion and peace are concerned. Islam is at war with everyone that’s not Muslim, because it was created and designed to conquer and convert the world. To deny that, is to deny a basic tenant of your slavery to Allah. To be one of his slave/soldiers. Since, by your name, you are female, your job is to create more slaves for Allah. How do you like your job? Which wife are you? 1, 2, 3, or 4? How many children has your husband fathered? Are you near the end of your child bearing years? Will you be replaced soon? Sure sounds like it beats Christianity to me. If I become Muslim, can I get four fools like you, too?

  • hellosnackbar

    Yes IC. Fry gently with olive oil splashing liberally with Worcester sauce.
    Then chuck in some some slices of fresh pineapple (just for about 10 seconds,
    Transfer both on to a freshly toasted piece(s) of wholemeal bread.
    Then put a layer of mature Cheddar cheese over the pineapple(atop the bacon),add lots of freshly ground
    back pepper atop the cheese and place under the grill till the cheese is in the process of melting.
    Bon appetit!

  • hellosnackbar

    It’s not almost Sir W it IS impossible to be positive about Islam.
    Endorsing strongly that Koranic dogma is result of insane edict.
    Ergo Muslims are mentally ill with dangerous delusions.

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like a heart attack on a plate, but an utterly divine hear attack. I will have to give it a whirl next time I pick up some bacon (as much as I love it I limit my consumption of it).

    Thank you for this recipe using three of my favorite foods: bacon, cheddar and pineapple!

  • Shit

    Islam have everything, every aspect in life. In future, UK will be Islam country.

  • ANGLO SAXON

    You can’t be a born again Christian,and convert to murdering, psychopaths,but you can be and are mad.

  • hellosnackbar

    Well Shit,I appreciate youaptly naming yourself.
    If you think that halfwit Paki pukes like yourself(who can’t even write in proper English) can convert our green and pleasant land into an uncivilised failed Mohammedan rat’s nest like the one you or your relatives
    come from ;then you are living some halucinatory fantasy.
    What’s the matter have the benefits office reduced your allowance?

  • ANGLO SAXON

    Great idea Tonto,governments should see this as a terrific way ahead.PIG DNA in and on everything. including computers,cell phones etc etc…..Here piggy piggy,contaminate every muz reading this.Consider that you’re cursed muzy,PIG POWER’

  • CMartel

    Yea, right.  The only thing you clowns are good for is cleaning toilets and shinning shoes.  Your ignorance and blind loyalty to some 7th century pedophile will keep you in your rightful place, legal slaves to a far superior civilization.  Only when you join the human race and renounce the stupidity that you call islam will you be free.

  • SirWilhelm

    There’s a whole lot more on this site than just this one page. And most of the people that post on here are atheists. I don’t belong to any religion, but I consider myself a Deist. I believe Muslims, Jews, and Christians are fighting a religious war that began in ancient times, even before the creation of Islam. Religious wars were started by entities that passed themselves off as “gods” using advanced technology, when fighting amongst themselves. We are still fighting those wars for them, although they are nowhere to be seen, today. There are soldiers that fight for all three religions, but those that don’t fight, do their parts by supporting the soldiers. You mention White Supremacists, hinting they are a flaw of the Christian religion, but you supply no evidence. On the other hand, the Quran talks about the Arabs being superior to all other “races”. Aside from the many verses that teach that, Arab Muslims will tell you you can’t understand the Quran unless you read it in Arabic. Perhaps as a convert, you weren’t aware of that? Those that recruit non-Muslims, often fail to mention little things like that. I hope your mind is boggled, to the point you will consider leaving Islam, although I realize you risk death as an apostate, if you do so. I am peaceful, as long as I and mine are left alone. Sadly, I know Islam intends to eventually convert me and mine, or kill us. As a Muslim, haven’t you been taught to do that? If you try to convert me, or kill me, don’t I have the right to defend myself?

  • JEWHAWK

    ” In future, UK will be Islam country ”

    Yes, a nightmarish country called ZOMBIELAND.
    British resistence, start to buy weapons, such 12 gauge shotguns, Desert Eagle .50 pistols and some devices as chainsaws, axes, silver bullets and holy water.

  • ANGLO SAXON

    SPOT ON,ON ALL COUNTS MY DEAR LADY CHICK, FANTASTIC/

  • InfidelKaffir

    Oh and all McDogalds, KFsee, Peetsa Hut and Burqa King is secretly laced with pig fat…….not to mention Colgape toothpaste…..and Hinds baked beans…..Starducks coffee and Hagendarse Ice Cream too…Enjoy…..

  • Veronique

    May pigs piss on everything Hilal.  If muslims hate life so much why don’t they just leave and take their friends with them.

  • Sotmani

    Your a descendent of pigs don’t eat your people that’s my advice to you.

  • Sot

    It’s forbidding in Judaism Christianity and Islam
    Jesus said don’t. Eat the swine and don’t touched it’s unclean for you for the people who want to eat it feel free but don’t claim that you religion allows you to eat it
    Every body has free will no need to insult each other.

  • Sotmani

    I hope you will evolve to human
    One day I’m optimistic

  • David

    You Jewish are the trouble of the world every body knows it
    jesus said it befor any one Else
    You murderers
    but you time is coming

  • Anonymous

     So says the islamopithecus, of the failed australopithecus genus!

    You’re nothing but an ameoba with the chutzpah to tell a tiger to evolve.

    And you clowns cannot figure out why you are the most hated group of people on the planet!

  • Anonymous

     Oh yes, so says the mohammadan that’s too cowardly to use it’s own name.

    “David,” the only ones who believe Jews are a problem are you troglodytes and white supremacists.

    Everyone else realizes that the woes in the world are directly and indirectly related to you troglodytes and your bronze age cult of racism and misogyny.

    Actually, Jesus said YOU savages were the problem. He WARNED about you bronze age clowns.

  • Anonymous

     SPEAKY THEEEE ENGLISHYYY OAKAYEEEE TROGLODYTEE???

  • Anonymous

     You’re a nucking fut. Stay off the internet and out of the West.

    That’s my advice to you, troglodyte.

    Should you fail to take my advice you will meet your make believe allah sooner than you expected to.

  • Beejj

    Interesting message, David. (Do you like your Jewish name, by the way?) Perhaps you would be kind enough to expand upon your somewhat arcane message, for I am confident you will display a gigantic intellect, thus improving us all by your erudition. Now what was that bit about Jesus all about? “Jesus said it before anyone else.” Said what? That Jews were the “trouble of the world”? Provide a reference, please. Odd thing for a Jew to say, when you come to think of it. Then there’s your final “You murderers”. Puzzling, to say the least. You are surely not claiming that the crucifixion of Jesus, if it ever happened; if he ever lived, was the work of “the Jews”, are you? Ever heard of the Romans and read their history? “The Jews”. What do you mean by that? How many people attended the trial of Jesus (if it ever occurred)? Few hundred? How many of the Jews present called for Jesus’s death (if they did)? What was the total population of Jews at the time? What percentage of them called for the death sentence? What percentage of Jews even knew Jesus existed (if he did)? Manifestly, you have never considered such questions, but who needs to think when you had lies and dogma to rely on?

    Looking forward to hearing from you, David (nice name).

    (I wrote this as a reply to your profound message, but the system failed to position it correctly, so it will appear at the head of the comments. Of course, this will give you the excuse that you never read it.)

  • SirWilhelm

    At the time the Bible was written, there were good reasons not to eat pork. In modern times, we are well aware of the potential problems with pork, and have neutralized them. The only remaining reasons not to eat pork, are superstitious ones, Billions of people eat pork products every day, especially in the West, with no ill effects. Of course, evidence, and logic, are lost on the superstitious, but it doesn’t hurt to try and reason with you, if I have the time. If being called superstitious insults you, too bad, the truth hurts.

  • SirWilhelm

    I’d rather be a descendent of pigs, than a descendent of Mohammed. Leave Islam, that’s my advice to you.

  • Beejj

    David (nice name), you disappoint me. Why have you not replied to my message? Surely, replying would provide you with more opportunity to expand upon your view of Jews.

  • hellosnackbar

    He’s probably concious of the fact that he’s semiliterate and you’ll metaphorically chew him up and spit him out Beejj.

  • David

    You full of shit stop taking that stuff that make talk shit to all of you pretending to be crusaders remember your god is Jewish
    Boooo
    Where is everybody don’t run I’m only joking. its easy to talk shit and not sence because you can’t give something you don’t have

  • Anonymous

     ”ts easy to talk shit and not sence because you can’t give something you don’t have”

    ROFLMAO

    I couldn’t have said it better myself, DAWOOD!

    Thank you for yet again clearing that up for everyone you bloody troglodyte.

  • Sasha

    Your hypocrite you know we shouldn’t eat pork

  • Anonymous

     Hypocrite? He’s not telling anyone else they should NOT eat pork.

    Learn the meaning of hypocrite then try again, abdullah.

    You bloody musloid gits are beyond freaking stupid and your hatred of Jews is palpable and on constant display. 

    ONLY fucking musloids call non practicing musloids “hypocrites.”  That is not the meaning o hypocrite but it is yet another example of musloid morons misusing words and attempting to change the meanings of words.

    God I hate you ignorant, primitive bastards.

  • SirWilhelm

    Sasha

    Hypocrits are people that claim they belong to a religion of peace, then go around murdering in the name of their god, crying Allahu Akbar, while they’re at it.

  • Sasha

    I hope you know the meaning of bastards
    Probably you haven’t meet you dad yet or you where conceived in Britannia night club calling people bastards

  • Anonymous

     Hit a nerve, did I, abdullah?

    What is it with you ass lifting troglodytes trying to pass yourselves off as kaffir?

    Are you primitives so ashamed of being in thrall to a dead arab savage and his make believe sky monster that you hide behind kaffir names?

  • Anonymous

     Hit a nerve, did I, abdullah?

    What is it with you ass lifting troglodytes trying to pass yourselves off as kaffir?

    Are you primitives so ashamed of being in thrall to a dead arab savage and his make believe sky monster that you hide behind kaffir names?

  • Sasha

    I don’t know what your talking about
    But if it make you happy to think that way go head there is only one race that hide there belief you know what I’m talking about why you call you self Istanbul chick I think your waste of time and energy Zionist .

  • Anonymous

     Wow, you must be the smartest one in your tribe, abdullah. Your zabiba must be enormous!

    Not only are you troglodytes ashamed to admit what you are you have got to be the dumbest and most paranoid creatures on the planet.

    Newsflash, abdullah: It isn’t just the Jews who are sick to death of you primitives. Hindus, Christians, Maoists, Buddhists, satanists, deists, Europeans, Asians, Africans, South Americans and atheist North Americans like myself are all sick to death of you ignorant, obfuscating, deceitful, barbaric and backwards primitives.

    And despite all of your ad hominems you still have not rectified the fact that you, in typical musloid fashion, misused the word hypocrite.

  • Sasha

    You know I don’t want to educate you
    I want you to stay ignorant for that
    I want reply to your nonsense

  • Anonymous

    The only one who needs an “education”, abdullah, is you.

    The fact that you misused the word hypocrite is still up for the world to see.

    And really, you clowns think you are hated because of “media lies” and “terrorists?”

    You, like your putrid dead “profit” mo the molester and all the other hateful little primitives of the ummah are why you are hated and not wanted or welcome in the West by free, conscientious people.

     

  • hellosnackbar

    I rather fancy that the work of Watson and Crick is absent from all Madrassa courses Beejj.
    The writings of Richard Dawkins are also absent from Mohammedan book shops.
    The ideology of Islam rejects science as a whole(although the benefits are embraced).
    They haven’t the education to realise what a heap of ordure their religion is.

  • Logic

    Where did you get that Islam is based on science and logic that’s why it don’t accept a man as god
    I meant some one who eats and drinks
    And dedicate’s and had begginig and end can be god
    god is greater than that god

  • K

    who is we? you yourself havent invented anything nor will you ever in your life

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