Pakistani jihadi prematurely detonates

by Kal El on April 27, 2012 · 9 comments

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I love a story with a funny ending. Especially when it is jihadi scum blowing themselves up and no one else is harmed. I wonder, do failed jihadis get to go to islamic paradise?


Potential suicide bomber killed in Quetta


QUETTA: A potential suicide bomber was killed when a detonator he was carrying along with a suicide vest prematurely went off on Kirani Road near Hazara Town, pre-dominantly Shia Muslims’ neighbourhood in Quetta, on Thursday night.The police officials in plain clothes deputed near Hazara Town tried to stop a suspect and opened fire at him when he tried to run away, Superintendent Police (SP) Brewery Malik Arshid said.The detonator prematurely went off, killing the man on the spot; however, his suicide vest could not explode, he added. The explosion rocked the area.Sources said that the alleged suicide bomber wanted to target the people of Hazara community and the police successfully foiled the attempt.A heavy contingent of police and security forces reached the spot and cordoned off the area.According to the Bomb Disposal Squad (BDS), the bomber was carrying 4-5kg explosive material and ball bearings.SP Arshid said that the bomber wanted to enter the Hazara town when he was intercepted by the police.“The attacker seemed to be young with a light beard,” he said.The body was shifted to Bolan Medical College (BMC) Teaching Hospital for autopsy. The identity of the alleged bomber could not be ascertained as yet.

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  • Gary Rumain

    I call it premature jihdulation.


      Premature Jihdulation…LOL !!
      Allah…ohhhhh….ahhhhhh….akhbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr !!

      • Gary Rumain

        He came and he went.


    That’s why the koranderthals are pestering this planet : to kill as many people as possible expecting to have intercourse with imaginary “72 virgins” in an also imaginary “paradise”.
    Every male musloid oughta be nurtured from now on, to literally cut off the evil by its roots.

    • Gary Rumain

      You mean neutered, don’t you?

      • JEWHAWK

        Thanks. Correction already made.

        • Gary Rumain

          Nipped that one in the bud, eh?

  • ljcarolyne

    Good comments guys.  just in case you missed this one.  “OH YEAH!”

    • Gary Rumain

      Yep, esprit de corpse. I was all over that on my blog too. ;-)